I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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