how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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