How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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