You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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