talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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