Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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