Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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