I'd wear matching sweaters with you
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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