I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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