He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I wish i was in the wii world.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...