Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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