Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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