this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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