i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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