She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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