we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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