: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
