So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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