Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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