I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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