She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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