can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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