is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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