ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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