addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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