So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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