I CAN MOONWALK!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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