He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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