these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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