You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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