I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
