don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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