i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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