Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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