is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
