I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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