Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think my vagina is haunted
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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