Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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