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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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