I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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