you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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