I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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