grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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