Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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