i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do herpes really smell.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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