she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I wear drunk well.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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