Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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