I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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