Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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