I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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