sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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