i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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