I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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